Funny but true Quotes

Funny but true Quotes:



- A rebel adult often seems like a glorious savior whereas a rebel child often seems like a little devil.

- Common sense is not a gift. Its a punishment because you have to deal with people who don't have it.

- Dear LOL, thanks for being there when i had nothing else to say.


- Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

- Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn't that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

- He who laughs last... just didn't get the joke.

- I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tend to be air-headed while the other tends to be brick-headed.

- If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

- If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

-In fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

- Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

- Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun.

- Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

- The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.

- To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told and have a sense of humor doing it.

- Today's relationships- You can touch each-other but not each others phones.

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